Let’s get the formalities out of the way, if I may, please? I was going to have a bit of fun with today’s post… because I saw a rat… and took a few snaps of said rat. You can see an image of Rattus Rattus below…
Mmm… lovely! Anyhow… as I know people are not fond of friend Rattus, I thought I’d give this species a bit of airtime… to spread a bit of fun propaganda on the rat’s behalf. However, I found the video clip below just yesterday and thought… let’s put some illumination on some of the REAL RATS infesting our planet… those rats who want to take our freedom for themselves… and those rats who think they need to control even our minds.
Yes, yes… call me a conspiracy theorist – I have taken to accept that label, with just a smidgen of pride. Why pride? Because, as our ancient Greek friend Socrates was known to postulate – question everything! Therefore – I feel, if I challenge you enough you may want to do your own research… and find the real conspiracies threatening our freedom!
PS – That may well not be of the Rattus Rattus species above… but, Rattus Rattus has a great ring to it, don’t you think? So, let’s just call the fella in the snap Rattus… one thing I do know for certain… I smell a rat… and the rat I smell has evil intent beyond comprehension! No… I smell many rats…
Ouch!! My back hurts!! 